Kitten · of · Doom

Here's an idea:
Find out how much it'd cost to clean up all the spots of chewing gum in the streets. Make a tax on chewing gum that would be enough to cover this clean up. Double the tax to pay for administrating, then use the money to clean up the mess.

Or just make a law against sale of chewing gum.

Or just pardon anyone shooting anyone else if the deceased was chewing gum.

... No bonus points to whoever guesses whats under my sandals at the moment.