Aelric Nonymus ([info]sortkatt) wrote,
@ 2008-05-08 09:30:00
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Current mood: amused

Grand theft
I actually haven't played very much videogames since I bought GTA IV, I've been much too busy with other fun stuff to really find much time for it, but the little I have played seem to have warped my already dangerously warped mind to hitherto unseen levels of warpedness (I'm givin' you all I can Cap'n, she cannea take it much longer).

Well, the violence bit is already maxed, so in that regard the evil influence of games has no effect on me (or rather, has effected me to the full extent possible years ago), but the following little anecdote ,or rather the events which it describes, managed to scare me a bit (Ah, well no, not scare, but shake me up a bit, perhaps).

Walking from the train to work, I cross a little plaza. Today, there was a seemingly abandoned police squad car there, and no uniformed police in sight . They were probably having breakfast at a nearby café or something, I dunno. The police station is about 100m away, so it could really have been anything. Point is, in my mind for about two seconds, the following thought process went unhindered:

"Ohh, a police car, those are fast and real easy to steer. I'll get to work a bit faster if I "borrow" this. Then again, I'm not sure how easy it will be to loose my wanted level here, a bit difficult to navigate, isn't it? But ooh, no cops in it! That means I won't get shot at while i hotwire it, great!"

Then, luckily, my sense returned, and I steered away from it.




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[info]45hasle
2008-05-08 09:43 am UTC (link)
Why, that's downright boring of you. With a cop car you could even do vigilante missions, earning better armour.
Wimp

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[info]sortkatt
2008-05-08 10:42 am UTC (link)
Well, you have to stop the police car to use the car computer. I was a bit too close to the police HQ to want to risk it.

Also, i went sane almost instantly, did I mention that? Yup. Sane. Not thinking the world is a video game -sane. Or at least thinking it's more in the sims-category than GTA.

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[info]martinemonster
2008-05-08 12:07 pm UTC (link)
And they say video games are good for nothing...

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[info]sortkatt
2008-05-08 12:12 pm UTC (link)
They do? Who does? I'll show them! *Pats weapons*

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[info]gurimalla
2008-05-09 07:44 am UTC (link)
The fascinating thing is you planned to go to work in it!

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[info]sortkatt
2008-05-13 11:41 am UTC (link)
Well, in life as in GTA, the main point is getting from A to B. Preferably as fast as possible. In my mind B was work. (And three minutes away by foot, but never mind that).

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[info]eplemost
2008-05-10 07:05 pm UTC (link)
ceiling cat is watching your sins

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[info]sortkatt
2008-05-13 11:38 am UTC (link)
Ceiling cat is powerless compared to the mighty might of the black kitten! My Cat fu is... waaait a minute? What sins?

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